I hate Facebook. If I hear one more person say “Facebook me”, I’m going to (as they say in the South) bust me a brain gasket.
However, this dude LOVES Facebook, and with good reason–it sprung him from the pokey.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/11/12/ap/tech/main5627083.shtml
One question: where were his pancakes?